Protein Pints: The New Heavyweight in High-Protein Ice Cream

This isn’t just another low-cal dessert brand — Protein Pints is redefining functional frozen treats, and they’re starting to turn heads.

From Dream to Spoon

Founded by childhood friends Paul and Mike, Protein Pints was born out of a shared obsession with two things: fitness and ice cream. After competing in collegiate pitch competitions and spending countless hours on research and development, they created a product that lets you crush cravings and your nutrition goals at the same time.

Their mission? Simple: Help people enjoy their protein. And they're doing it without compromise.

Protein Pints offers a true guilt-free dessert that checks all the boxes:

• Packed with protein

• Made with natural ingredients

• Low in sugar

• No weird aftertaste

Whether you’re an athlete or just someone trying to make better choices without cutting out your favorite foods, Protein Pints is built for you.

The Lineup

These aren’t basic, boring flavors. They’ve got:

• Cookie Dough

• Peanut Butter Chip

• Mint Chip

• Chocolate

• Strawberry

Each one is creamy, satisfying, and actually tastes like real ice cream — not chalky “fit food” pretending to be dessert.

How Does It Stack Up?

Midway through your first pint, you might be wondering: how does this compare to something like Halo Top?

Here’s the deal:

• Protein Pints: Natural ingredients, protein-first formulation, low sugar, better texture

  • Ingredients: Whole Milk, Cream, Allulose, Whey Protein Isolate, Tapioca Syrup, Powdered Sugar, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Powder (Processed With Alkali), Egg Yolk, Peppermint Extract, Vanilla Extract, Salt, Monk Fruit, Spirulina Extract and Beta Carotene (for color), Guar Gum, Sunflower Lecithin

  • Macros/Pint: 420 Calories (30P/51C/24F - 3g Fiber +15g Sugar + 0g Sugar Alcohol) - Peanut Butter Chip*

• Halo Top: Often criticized for chalky texture, artificial sweeteners, and inconsistent flavor across varieties. Also important to note that the ingredients DESTROY my stomach.

  • Ingredients: Ultrafiltered Skim Milk*, Skim Milk, Soluble Corn Fiber, Erythritol, Sugar, Cream, Peanuts, Vegetable Glycerine, Contains 1% or less of Chocolate Extract, Peanut Oil, Salt, Inulin, Cellulose Gel, Cellulose Gum, Mono and Diglycerides, Stevia Leaf Extract (Reb M), Caramel Color, Vitamin A Palmitate. *Not an ingredient in regular ice cream

  • Macros/Pint: 330 Calories (18P/66C/10F - 18g Fiber + 16g Sugar + 19g Sugar Alcohol) - Peanut Butter Cup*

Where to Find It

Use the store locator on their website to find Protein Pints near you — they’re popping up in more locations weekly and are already gaining national attention after being featured on Sporked by the team at Good Mythical Morning.

Verdict So Far: If you’ve been waiting for a high-protein ice cream that doesn’t taste like punishment and that you regret in the bathroom 🚽 , this could be your new go-to.