LA LA LAND: Apollon Nutrition’s New Extended-Release PEA (NeuroPhoria™) — And Why This Is a Big Deal

Apollon Nutrition doesn’t “dabble” in formulas — they walk in, rip the knob off, and ask, “Why didn’t anyone do this sooner?”

And today… they finally solved one of the biggest headaches in the stimulant world:
PEA that actually lasts longer than 5–10 minutes.

Yes, you read that right.

LA LA LAND is officially the first extended-release Phenylethylamine — powered by Apollon’s new NeuroPhoria™ — and this is the mood/euphoria ingredient people wish regular PEA actually was.

What Makes This Special?

Traditional PEA hits FAST… and disappears even faster.
You basically get a 7-minute window where you feel like the main character —
and then poof. Back to taxes and intrusive thoughts.

Apollon said “not good enough,” teamed up with the Supplements Engineer (Robert Schinetsky), and created a controlled-release system so the experience actually sticks around.

Formula Breakdown:

• NeuroPhoria™ (Extended-Release PEA) – 500mg

  • Clean mood lift

  • Smooth focus

  • Sustained euphoria

  • No more “blink-and-it’s-gone” effect

• Caffeine Anhydrous – 300mg

  • Straight, fast energy

  • Sets the stage for PEA to actually do something

  • Makes the whole formula feel purposeful, not chaotic

Together?
Think: elevated mood + hours of clean energy instead of a 10-minute joyride followed by disappointment.

This is the closest thing we’ve seen to making PEA actually useful in real life — for training days, long work blocks, content sessions, or whenever your soul needs a personality reboot.

How It Feels

Expect a noticeable lift in:

• Mood

• Motivation

• Focus

• Social energy

• General “I’m built for this” vibes

Not cracked-out.
Not sloppy.
Just… on.
For hours.
Finally.

Availability

LA LA LAND drops Friday, December 12th, exclusively at:

• Apollon Nutrition

• NutriCartel (@nutricartel)

Don’t expect this to sit in stock.
Apollon + a new stimulant system?
Yeah. Good luck.